As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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