I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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