just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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