Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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