You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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