Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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