Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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