im gay
i know
yea but for you.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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