he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
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