The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
my liver is dry heaving
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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