you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
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