at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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