Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
