This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I just gargled with NyQuil
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Randomize
