I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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