Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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