i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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