I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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