So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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