Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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