what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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