Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I want a musical about memes.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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