Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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