windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm too high and old for this...
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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