Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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