Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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