How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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