The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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