so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
