i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
If I die, sorry about rent.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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