is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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