Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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