I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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