Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
did you just send me my own nude
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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