eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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