I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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