I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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