i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
