We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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