'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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