i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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