By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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