if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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