brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
im having a threesome with these popsicles
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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