so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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