My sheets look like a crime scene.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I'm at about main and main street
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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