Nicole vs. Life
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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