please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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