I skipped work to stalk him.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
