it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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