I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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