Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I have post one night stand depression
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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