did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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