i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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