think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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